An ambulance stopped suddenly

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Instinctively he swerved to hit him. The attorney returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As he drove, rats appeared from the gutters and side streets until he was nearly overwhelmed.

One day, as the truck driver was driving along the road he saw a priest hitchhiking. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. In panic, he threw the brass rat over a bridge railing into a river, and witnessed the army of live rats follow it into the depths. Going by instinct, the lawyer figured that there was some sort of auto collision.

Peter was there, having a bad day because heaven was getting crowded. My insurance company, too, paid for everything. One million dollars appeared at his feet. He called them immediately and threatened to sue unless they printed a correction.

The insurance company paid for everything. Suddenly, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road. In fact, there may be more lawyers than people. As the plane was landing, the attorney slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

He thought he would do a good deed and pulled the truck over. While walking through the streets on a quiet Sunday morning, he came upon a large crowd gathered by the side of the road. When they got to the gate, St.

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles. They each had to answer a single question. And for you, sir, the keys to our finest penthouse suite.

And one to sue the ladder company. Then he would swerve back on the road. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The banker dropped a hundred dollar bill into the casket, and the car salesman did the same.

You cry when you cut up an onion. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubbed it and, much to his surprise, a genie actually appeared. Just before takeoff, an attorney got on and took the aisle seat next to the two physicians. Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titanic. The lawyer persists as lawyers are wont to do and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and Library of Congress, still no answer. Peter let him through the gate. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, all to no avail. First he lies on one side and then on the other.

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He was eager to get to the injured parties but couldn't get near the car. Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, and honest lawyer, and an old drunk were walking along when they simultaneously spotted a hundred-dollar bill laying in the street. As soon as those lawyers found out I didn't steal the money, they wouldn't have anything to do with me.

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