Happy th birthday, Vampire

Dating after 30 funny birthday

Today is the start of the rest of your life. Also, you don't want to plan anything overly romantic or too personal either. This time we made sure that your candles cost less than the cake.

You just lost one more year of your life. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. Blow this candle and hope for the best.

People are taking to funny birthday wishes to make the other person smile from ear to ear. An explosion of Facebook notifications is coming. All right, now back to work. You have another birthday and you still have all your teeth. Perhaps you can head to a local eatery for burgers and fries, or put together a picnic basket and go off to the park for lunch.

Also you don't

You should see your age as something to boast about, not worry over. Another year to kick your bucket list to the curb. Your grandmother wants her walking stick back. In your twenties, life is all about fun and games that end all too soon. Unfortunately, the thrift shops were closed.

Today is the start of